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Still my favorite comma in Austin (Taken with instagram)

Still my favorite comma in Austin (Taken with instagram)

Also, re: “Today Was A Good Day”

People have long complained about the line “It’s ironic / I had the brew, she had the chronic,” because they’re all perpetual smartypants who remember everybody making fun of Alanis Morrissette and want to get in on that.

The thing is, though, we don’t know the context of the situation he’s describing. There’s nothing inherently ironic about one person having beer and another person having weed, no, but we don’t know who this lady is — maybe she is a serious beer enthusiast, or maybe she works at a liquor store. Ice Cube’s love of marijuana is well-documented. If you’ve got a guy who wrote “Smoke Some Weed” carrying a six pack, and he’s meeting a lady who, I dunno, writes a beer blog who’s bringing a joint, then there’s certainly some irony at work there. Get over yourselves, people.

MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →

cordjefferson:

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
     “went to short dogs house,
       they was watching Yo MTV
       RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
               Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
               Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
      ”The Lakers beat the Super 
       Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
      Nov 11 1988    114-103
      Nov 30 1988    110-106
      Apr    4 1989    115-97
      Apr  23 1989    121-117
      Jan  17 1990    100-90
      Feb  28 1990    112-107
      Mar  25 1990    116-94
      Apr  17  1990    102-101
      Jan  18  1991    105-96
      Mar  24  1991    113-96
      Apr  21  1991    103-100
      Jan  20  1992    116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
                Nov 30 1988
                Apr   4  1989
                Jan 18  1991
                Jan 20  1992
CLUE 5:
     “Got a beep from Kim, and
         she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
                 Jan 18 1991
                 Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
         
          JANUARY 20 1992
      National Good Day Day

This is top-shelf blogging.

Outstanding work, everybody, the Internet is now closed.

Source : murkavenue

Today’s song: “Main Street,” Deer Tick

I never really cared much for Deer Tick’s music before, and I probably wouldn’t even have listened to the album that this song was on except that I was assigned a write-up of this video. To my surprise, I really connected with the song immediately. It’s funny what you can find in places you’re not looking.

It opens almost exactly the same as the Afghan Whigs version of “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow,” which maybe had a subconscious effect, but really, it just reminds me of what Nirvana might have become, if Kurt Cobain had lived and gotten really into alt-country at some point. It’s at a carefully-orchestrated mid-tempo throughout, with a pair of undeniable hooks — in the chorus, and at the start of each verse. It’s all of the things that Nirvana was good at, but it also sounds contemporary and like the pain that John McCauley is expressing is his own — this isn’t pastiche (which was my problem with so much of Deer Tick’s music in the past), it’s something original. It reinterprets their influences, but it’s every bit their own. And it really does sound great.

MATTHIAS IS COMING

MATTHIAS IS COMING


MATTHIAS IS COMING FOR YOU

HE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THE COWBOYS

WE’RE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

Marcia Mount Shoop: "NFL stands for 'No Family Life.'" →

Links ahoy today! This one is neat: Marcia Mount Shoop, wife of former Chicago Bears offensive coordinator John Shoop, blogs about what “long hours” mean when you’re talking about working on an NFL coaching staff, and what it’s like to be married to someone who is expected to be at work 19 hours a day during the season. (Imagine how hard it is to be married to a coach whose playcalling is more complex than “three runs up the middle, then punt”!*)

Anyway — she talks about how she has a career, too, and the inequities there. Which is stuff that most people who read this blog are well-versed in, but it’s interesting to hear a woman who is married to a football coach write about it in her own words.

*Obligatory “John Shoop is not popular amongst Bears fans” snark, sorry, Marcia.

As a comedian, I have tons of stand up comedy heroes — but none I really see myself in. There are plenty of doughy, mean white guys out there, but they talk about their girlfriends or their wives or their kids; they never talk about their boyfriends or their partners or their kids.

When I sat down to write this, I was ready to write about the dearth of openly gay male stand up comedians in the world. Because when the hilarious Todd Glass came out on WTF, my immediate reaction was “Yes! We got one!”

One. Like I was living in a drought of gay comedy, and Glass coming out was the first non-ANT drop of water since Charles Nelson Reilly.

It’s curious because I can name a dozen lesbian comedians off the top of my head. And there are superstars of stand up like Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho who gay men spend big bucks supporting, but from what I knew, there were no gay guys telling jokes outside of gay bars.

Turns out: I’m wrong and I’m part of the problem.

My pal Ralph Hardesty (note: when my friends write funny, insightful things I always like to play up the fact that I know them because it makes me look smarter) has some thoughtful things to say about gay jokes, gay comics, and the challenges presented by and to them.

Maybe these have been around for a while and I just missed them, but in any case, I love these updated NFL logos by designer Wes Kull. They’re lovely, of course, but what I like best about them is that they’re true to each team’s identity. It’s not a wholesale re-imagining that ignores the history and iconography previously associated with any of them — it’s just a take on that iconography that’s a lot prettier, in most cases, while still looking appropriately classic, tough, traditional, football-y, etc.

One thing the NFL does that has always impressed me is known how to market to very distinct types of people. Are you a dude who wears vintage (or vintage-inspired) clothes and bums around all day in plaid shirts and plastic glasses? (Er, yeah…) They’ve got you covered. Wear Ed Hardy and love downing Smirnoff Ice? There’s room for you, too. Whatever your personal style, you can show your love for your favorite team and stay consistent with it!

I’d buy the shit out of some Bears memorabilia with Kull’s logo on it — and I’m a Bears fan, so my team’s branding is already pretty strong. Imagine being a Carolina Panthers fan, and being able to replace this absurdly dated Reality Bites-style bit of brand identity with something sharp?


Today’s Song: “Not Dark Yet,” Silversun Pickups
There’s a four-disc Bob Dylan tribute record due out as an Amnesty International fundraiser. That stuff is usually pretty played out — someone covering Dylan songs??? Sign me up! — but one thing I really like about it is how some of his later work has been incorporated into the canon. Old-Man-Dylan’s voice sounds so different from the earlier phases of his career (though, to be fair, Nashville Skyline-Dylan sounds really different from Another Side Of Bob Dylan-Dylan, and neither of them sound like Time Out Of Mind-Dylan), and so many of the greatest hits/best-of/anthology parts of his career had already been compiled by the time he started writing interesting songs again in the late 90’s that it almost feels like a different dude.

So it’s cool that they have bands doing songs like “Not Dark Yet,” which would make Dylan a noteworthy artist even if it were the only great song he ever wrote. Mariachi El Bronx show up with “Love Sick,” as well, and Adele going all Adele on “To Make You Feel My Love.” Hearing all of these songs in very different voices — Raphael Saadiq’s “Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat” doesn’t sound any more traditional than Silversun Pickups doing “Not Dark Yet” here — reframes Dylan a little bit, and that is really hard to do at this point.

Nothing from the Christmas album, though.