Future Of The Left on Billy Corgan's balls.

“[I]f I get asked — as I have been in the past — to do some stupid shit, like if Kerrang! wanted me to dress up as a dolphin and fellate Billy Corgan for the cover of their next magazine. If I go, ‘Guys, I don’t think that’s a good idea, and I’ll explain why,’ then I’m probably putting on that dolphin costume, and I’ll have to do some preparatory work on Billy’s balls. I’ve learned that the only way you get your own way for a band in our position in the music industry is to say, ‘No, and if you make me do it, I’m going to split up the band and never make any more music.’”

I interviewed Falco from Future Of The Left recently, and that guy is an Amazing Quote Factory.