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During the floor debate on Tuesday, Del. C. Todd Gilbert announced that “in the vast majority of these cases, these [abortions] are matters of lifestyle convenience.” (He has since apologized.) Virginia Democrat Del. David Englin, who opposes the bill, has said Gilbert’s statement “is in line with previous Republican comments on the issue,” recalling one conversation with a GOP lawmaker who told him that women had already made the decision to be “vaginally penetrated when they got pregnant.

Also: Virginia now allowed to forcibly pour boiling water down the throats of anyone who’s ever had a cup of tea — “You made the decision to open your mouth to hot liquids when you stopped in at the Starbucks,” says Congressman!

BREAKING: All Virginia GOP lawmakers who’ve ever treated their hemorrhoids with Preparation H to have mammoth dildo shoved up their asses! SHIT IS GETTING REAL IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA!

Source : Slate
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