Titles for my future books
- What We Talk About When We Talk About Wolf Parade
- Too Many Colors Just Makes Brown
- Useless Social Media Sites For Dummies
- Captain Picard and the Death Penalty: A Study
- How To Spend 100 Hours on a Mix Tape You’re Not Planning to Give to the Intended Recipient
- SchlitterBahn-Voyage and it’s sequel, Let’s Get Schlitty
- BASEBALL IS PRETTY
- My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Fantasy
- Austin Drinking and More Drinking Bar Guide
- Living With Your Nonspecific and Not-quite-clinical Sadness
- The Everything Can Be a Taco Cookbook
This would be like printing money.
