[misc]

I never planned to be a writer. It didn't find me any more than I found it. I just stumbled around and I didn't want to be a guy who worked in an office anymore and I was losing my goddamn mind anyhow.

[flash fiction]

There's something extremely creepy in handing a pretty blonde girl a jug filled with your own radioactive urine.

It makes a guy feel like Chuck Berry. And I mean that in the worst possible way.