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I just got really excited after checking my Wordpress stats, which tell me, among other things, which search terms lead people to dansolomon.com. This is how I discovered that, if you google rkelly pees on girl, my website is fifth(!) on the list. Which is awesome, and something anyone would be proud of. It was [...]

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It’s a slow month for music piracy. That’s the trouble with ignoring release dates- you never know when the things you look forward to might show up. Y’all motherfuckers who still buy CDs can anticipate the new Hold Steady album, can get off on the manic pop thrill of arm’s way by Islands. Those of [...]

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Douglas Rushkoff has a pretty terrific piece up on his blog about Obama. It talks a lot about some of the things I’ve been thinking about since he won the nomination.
Presidential politics is tricky, because America is a big-game culture. It’s not like that everywhere. We’re a country that is willing- excited, even- to [...]

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I don’t suspect McCain’s plan to try and drink Clinton’s milkshake by appealing to frustrated supporters in the wake of her concession is going to work out so great for him. The 22% of Clinton supporters who claim that they’re going to vote for him right now are probably going to slide to half by [...]

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“Constructive Summer”, The Hold Steady
God damn! Nobody’s doing rock and roll anthems this good anymore except the Hold Steady. They get better on each album, but they’re never as good on their new one as [...]

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Got my first real good rejection letter today. I’ve gotten a good handful regarding the query letter, and a couple from people whose guidelines requested both a letter and the first 3-10 pages of the book. Today I got the first rejection of the manuscript from someone who asked to see it based on the [...]

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This is mostly just a news and picture dump, because the world is strange and must be commented upon.

There’s a tattoo parlor in Baltimore offering free Hillary Clinton tattoos to anyone who wants one. Which is better than, like, getting a John Edwards or Wesley Clark tattoo, for sure. Still not as cool as [...]

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