To be fair, a lot of people who are freaking out about how much money the McCain campaign pays Sarah Palin’s makeup artist clearly have no idea how expensive it is to hire someone who knows how to cover up lobotomy scars.

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Seen on the condom machine in the men’s room at the Wood Green Cineworld in London before last night’s screening of The Dark Knight:
for refund, insert baby or aids

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Edit 07/31/08: If you landed here from a websearch for “because I moved with my job in United Kingdom” or something similar, and are hoping to find out some more information regarding an ad for a place to live that you saw posted online, let me assure you that it’s a scam. The place doesn’t [...]

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This is just something I sent to McSweeney’s last week. I put it together for fun one night, because I’m a nerd in very many ways.
A Barack Obama Vice-Presidential Vetting Team Memo Debating The Relative Merits Of The Characters On ‘Lost’ In The Event Of Their Selection To Serve As The Candidate’s Running [...]

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