r kelly pees on little girl
woman showing a lot of cleavage
"this is my face while i’m fucking you in the ass
weird gibberish song
"police hate fun"
retard poetry slam
"maureen dowd" cleavage

The first one is obvious, really. I waged a campaign to draw traffic to my site based on variations on this search string, and it succeeded. I have no idea what people searching for it think about when they find where it takes them, however.

The second, and the last, terms lead to a post I made a couple months ago about Angela Merkel, the chancellor of Germany, who wore a dress that showed a lot of cleavage to an opera in Norway, and who sent the English tabloids ablaze. I have no idea why any human being would search for "maureen dowd" cleavage, however. Unless it was her husband. In which case, still weird.

"this is my face…" isn’t as sexy as it sounds, as it comes direct from the graphic novel version of wanted.

I like weird gibberish song as a search string because I have no idea how it leads to my site. But the next two are definitely my favorites.

Mostly I just like that someone searched for the specific words "police hate fun". I assumed it was probably, like, a Crass song or something, but all that comes up are four sites related to grand theft auto cheats, a couple of blogs, and a zine I did called greeted as liberators.

And retard poetry slam is a terrific combination of words. I may change the title of the site to that.