I just got really excited after checking my Wordpress stats, which tell me, among other things, which search terms lead people to dansolomon.com. This is how I discovered that, if you google rkelly pees on girl, my website is fifth(!) on the list. Which is awesome, and something anyone would be proud of. It was short-lived, however, because I quickly noticed that it was a typo- there’s no space between the r and the kelly. If you google the more correct r kelly pees on girl, however, my site doesn’t turn up until the second one down on page eighteen. It’s a little heartbreaker, and if you, friend or casual reader, would do me the great service of posting a link to either this entry or www.dansolomon.com generally with the link title r kelly pees on girl so I can boost my ranking on that particular search, it would validate way too much of my existence right now to be healthy. I would receive a similar thrill to the one I felt upon the initial discovery, but with the added bonus of knowing that y’all made it happen. Is this a strange thing to ask? I am but a simple boy, after all, and my joys are equally simple.